键盘侠|😤4万分算啥!咱5万分见!老詹是GOAT 别跟我费口舌了

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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,湖人队(33-29)主场114-124不敌掘金队(42-19)。

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掘金(42-19):约基奇35分10板7助、波特25分10板4助、穆雷24分6板11助、霍勒迪13分3助、戈登18分9板5助、布劳恩2分5板2助2帽、沃特森7分2板3帽。

湖人(33-29):詹姆斯26分4板9助3断、戴维斯17分11板3帽、里夫斯19分14助、拉塞尔17分3板3助、八村塁23分3板2助、丁威迪3分3助、雷迪什3分、海斯4分4板。

[–]DarrowViBritannia 72 points 42 minutes ago

a lot of people used to say "he's the goat if he gets 40k/10k/10k" as a sort of distant joke because there was no shot he would actually do it.

球迷:曾经很多人说过“要是老詹能完成411大工程,那GOAT就非他莫属了!”。当时他们嘴上这么说,心里其实是把这个事儿当不正经的笑话看的,他们压根就没认真觉得老詹能完成这个壮举...

][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 851 points 44 minutes ago

i remember when 40k points was thrown out as a joke, not only has he passed it but done so averaging 25ppg, at 39….he’s also 5 years away from being allowed to apply for the NBA pension lol

公牛球迷:记得当时确实是把老詹拿4万分当个笑话看的...但是如今他不但已经达成这个壮举,而且还是在39岁场均25分的状态下达成的啊...另外,他距离拿NBA养老金也仅剩5年了,哈哈哈...

[–]CIark 370 points 41 minutes ago

First active player to be receiving a pension soon 🤫🤫

球迷:低调低调...老詹要成为史上首位边打球边领养老金的球员了... 🤫🤫

[–]PayneSim888 165 points 37 minutes ago

iir the nba pension rules correctly he’d get ~$17k a month……he might finally be able to afford things like Netflix and pandora subscriptions lol

公牛球迷:如果没记错的话,NBA养老金大概是17000美金一个月....有了这笔钱,以后老詹应该能充得起腾讯优酷会员了,哈哈哈...

[–]RaptorsUnsolvedParadox [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Maybe even roaming mobile data…!

猛龙球迷;不止呢!他甚至还能狠下心换流量套餐!!!

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

I reckon that’s a bridge too far…he’s gonna be sticking to removing the SIM card and using the hotels free wifi only lol

公牛球迷:老詹会换流量套餐?除非他日子是不打算过了!看好了,哪怕拿到退休金,他住旅馆的时候,进门第一时间还是立马会连上旅馆WI-FI...然后顺手把手机卡拔了...

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 13 points 44 minutes ago

Bro this the type of absurd shit is usually in a comedy script. Bron is different

公牛球迷:大哥…像这种笑料,我们一般只能在喜剧片里面看到…老詹确实是有点东西啊…

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 223 points 51 minutes ago

Poetic that his 40,000th points came on that drive, spin move, finish with the left hand. Probably his signature, most unstoppable move.

山猫球迷:突破!转身!左手终结!这个4万分瞬间可太唯美了…那是老詹的杀手锏!最强终结技!!

新闻链接>>>>>>左手上篮首尾呼应!回顾詹姆斯得分榜前十到4万分的里程碑瞬间

[–]siefer209 [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

I think his signature move would be a fast break tomahawk slam.

球迷:我觉得老詹的标志性动作,应该是快攻战斧劈扣!

[–]WarriorsSharedHoney [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

LeBron has 112 signature moves. Spin lay-up, the tomahawk, the chase down block, the LeFuck You 3, and of course the almighty crab dribble

勇士球迷:老詹有112个标志性动作呢~!转身上篮、战斧劈扣、追帽、去你妈的三分、当然还有…那伟大的螃蟹步!!!

[–]Wazflame 48 points 50 minutes ago

When people watch this clip in years to come, they’re gonna say: “He was moving like that at 39?”

球迷:若干年后,大家再次看到这个4万分时刻的时候,他们肯定会问:“老詹做出这种动作的时候,已经39岁了吗?”

[–]Lakersalex_zz9 319 points 54 minutes ago

We will never see someone do this again

湖人球迷:我们这辈子估计是看不到第二个人能得4万分了…

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 98 points 53 minutes ago

My GOAT

湖人球迷:我的GOAT啊~~~~

[–]L-Nerd-L 52 points 51 minutes ago

Say it with your damn chest. THE GOAT.

球迷:语气不够~用你的胸腔共鸣喊出来:历!史!第!一!人!!!

[–]LakersNoAWP 20 points 50 minutes ago

Idc what anyone says, he is my GOAT.

湖人球迷:我不管别人说什么!老詹就是我的GOAT!!!

–]Celticsfbreaker[S] 40 points 56 minutes ago

Lebron James is my favorite player unless he's playing the Celtics

凯尔特人球迷:只要他不和咱们凯尔特人作对,勒布朗-詹姆斯就是我最喜欢的球员!!!

[–]CelticsTurntleCurse 24 points 56 minutes ago

Genuinely same, he’s busted our ass across so many years in the East that he turned me into a fan lmao

凯尔特人球迷:我也一样!!他在东部的时候强奸了我绿军多少年了!?把我蹂躏得都…已经对他产生好感了~~~

[–]IAmStevenKwanAMA 3 points an hour ago

Wow my butthole just puckered

球迷:妈呀~~~角度清奇~~~我的菊花都秃噜皮啦~~~

[–]San Diego ClippersRepulsive-Throat5068 100 points an hour ago

People will disagree but dude has averaged less than 25 ppg once in his career. His rookie year.

Thats fucking INSANE.

快船球迷:虽然还是有人会不待见老詹…但是有个不争的事实是,纵观他整个职业生涯,只有一个赛季的场均得分没有超过25分,那就是他的新秀赛季,这也太他娘的扯了吧…

[–]BullsTurtleSmile1 [score hidden] 42 minutes ago

And scoring isn’t even his best offensive attribute.

公牛球迷:尽管已经很扯淡了…但是得分却仍然算不上老詹在进攻端的最强属性啊!!

[–]KnicksIndividual-Compote34 40 points an hour ago

No one will ever convince me that he’s not the GOAT

尼克斯球迷:没有人能睡服我,诱我说出老詹不是GOAT这种昧良心的话!!

[–]PatientlyAnxious9 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago

Remember that tweet 'LeBron is 30, this fuckery wont go on much longer, thank god'

Put that tweet in the social media HOF

球迷:记得之前网上有人说一句话:“谢天谢地老詹已经30岁了,这吊毛好日子不长了…”。家人们,快让这句话名垂青屎~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>殳海:詹姆斯已经31了马指导 他已经走下坡路了!

[–]Maverickstexas2089 9 points an hour ago

This man is 39 years old in year 21 and still outperforming 95% of the league. It’s insane and any true basketball fan will be sad when he hangs it up.

独行侠球迷:这个男人已经39岁了,却仍然强过联盟95%的球员!太牛逼了!!等到他退役的那天,任何一个真球迷都会黯然神伤~~~

[–]NBA2024 [score hidden] 43 minutes ago

97% easily

球迷:强过联盟97%的球员,手拿把枪的事儿~~~

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 3 points an hour ago

Watch him play till 45 and get 50k 🤣🤣 I kid..

湖人球迷:话说得太早啦~~~咱们还得看老詹打到45岁,拿到5万分呢🤣🤣 ~~~开玩笑开玩笑~~~

[–]KnicksIDlOT 3 points an hour ago

Poor MPJ's gonna be watching the replay of that blowby until he's 90

尼克斯球迷:可怜的小波特~~~等他90岁的时候,估计还能在电视上看到自己成为别人垫脚石的回放…

新闻链接>>>>>>詹姆斯突破4万分!小波特:恭喜他 不过为啥我当了背景板呢

[–]CavaliersBadjojojo [score hidden] an hour ago

See you in 50,000 👑

骑士球迷:咱们5万分见!👑

[–]CelticsOk_Acanthaceae6057 [score hidden] 44 minutes ago

C’mon man.

I’m running out of things to hate him for.

凯尔特人球迷:别这样~~~再这么下去,我已经快找不出借口黑老詹了啦~~~

[–]Nuggetsarlekin21 528 points 3 hours ago

First player to lose a game where he hits 40,000 career points

掘金球迷:咳!这不是张口就来嘛~~~老詹是历史首位在拿到个人4万分的比赛中输球的球员!!!

[–]HeatMiaCannons 502 points 3 hours ago

In a close game all game long and the Lakers just get detroyed late in the game and lose.

Classic Lakers vs Nuggets

热火球迷:比赛胶着了一整场,湖人最终在最后时刻被干掉~~~多么奠型的湖人vs掘金比赛啊~~

[–]Lakersahr3410 756 points 3 hours ago

Why are they showing repeates? I thought every game was live

湖人球迷:不对不对!NBA为啥拿比赛录像糊弄人啊?我一直以为我看的是现场直播啊~~~

[–]Nuggetsadjective____noun 190 points 3 hours ago

Hey I've seen this one, this is a classic!

掘金球迷:是啊~~这比赛我也看过啊~~~太经典啦!!!

[–]NuggetsRUSuper 38 points 3 hours ago

Proof that NBA is staged,they played same game twice by mistake…

掘金球迷:这场比赛就是证明NBA联盟是剧本杀的有力证据!!他们错放了某一场湖人vs掘金的比赛回放!!!

[–]Nuggetsabris33 472 points 4 hours ago

Do the Lakers have anymore milestones or statue unveilings coming up that the Nuggets can ruin?

掘金球迷:阿喏...湖人队还有什么里程碑或者雕像揭幕式啥的,可以让掘金砸砸场子的吗?

[–]NuggetsHarryOttoman 211 points 4 hours ago

Payback for the Kobe years 😈

掘金球迷:科比那些年虐咱多狠啊~~如今风水轮流转啦~~😈

[–]Lakersmrgpsingh1999 10 points 3 hours ago

And his jersey retirement game where he immediately walked out with his family lmao

[–]NBAbiscuitg0d 3 points an hour ago

THE COMMENTS ARE MOVING SO FAST NO one WILL KNOW I LOVE MY MOM

球迷:老詹太火了!!的评论刷得太快了!!!我要是在这里说我爱上我老妈了,应该也没人看得见吧?

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